January 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I got my new year kiss as Beyonce was playing.
Fuck everything else
December 2011
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The cutest chubby, bearded boys just got me from...
and we’re listening to The Avett Bros on the way to Lexington.
In other news, my luggage was delayed and will have to be delivered to Andrew’s house tonight.
And Jimmy Johns is in my very near future followed by hanging with Ronnie during his radio show.
Just boarded my flight from ATL to Louisville.
I’m feeling super nauseous and I almost missed my flight this morning because people are crazy.
Goddamn I love the atl airport and running around, trying to find my gate and reading signs and getting weird looks because of my hair.
This flight smells like cooking noodles and pine trees and it’s giving me good vibes. I get to see my favorite boys in 2 hours :)
I’m so...
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And now I'm awake!
Fun times.
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I have to wake up in 2 and a half hours.
My stomach has been a wreck all day and I’m actually hungry now but I’m too scared to eat.
I’m really hoping that my suitcase isn’t above the weight limit (I am the world’s greatest over packer + COATS).
I’m all anxious and it’s freaking me out.
I put more turq in my hair so I’m hoping that it will look better when I wash my hair in the morning....
thereisnoalgebra asked: Listen man, if you wanna be friends with me you have to be friends with *~all of me~*. This includes the fact that I listened to the She & Him Christmas album willingly and watch New Girl. I'm just kidding. But not really. Maybe a little. Hope my card made it to you ok!
qbug asked: SARAH I AM REALLY SORRY, PLEASE DON'T RECONSIDER ME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I JUST REALLY LIKE HIM AND NOT HER AND I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE DON'T NOT LIKE ME ANYMORE.
teenageicemachine asked: literally JUST complaining about people on my facebook posting zooey assface. soulmates.
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sheshalf:
avodka-kedavra:
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queeeriosity:
Um, this is pretty much the cutest.
And we’re done with the 2000’s.
Ugh, not only did this make me feel sick all over again but this made my cat walk out of the room. Am I the only person who can’t stand Zooey Deschanel?
no, zooey deschanel is a turd and everyone knows it.
People I actually like keep posting...
lipsticksandbruises:
if you judge people based on weight or size, you should re-evaluate yourself as a human being
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I am way too sleepy to pack.
Which is unfortunate because I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED. And all of those clothes that say ‘dry flat’? Yeah, they’re all on my bed and they’re not drying quick enough so someone light a candle for these bitches as I throw them in the dryer.
Teasha and I met for dinner tonight and she gave me my Christmas gift of the AMAZING mustard scarf I wanted from F21 and matching...
I don’t have sex drive really, it’s not, sex DRIVE, I have just...
– Louie by Louis C.K. - s01e04 (via citizenblue)
Oh god, same here.
Or, actually, more like “be okay with the idea of someone getting in the car, but not really caring one way or the other.”
(via lord-kitschener)
Percentage increase in National Debt by Presidency →
Reagan 189.0% Bush 43 89.0% Bush 41 51.6% Carter 42.6% Clinton 36.0% Obama 34.0%
I should be doing electronic\dance music.
Someone do the music so I can do vocals and wear my green mini skirt.
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Okay guys
I may have just spent $6 on a skirt from Forever 21 that shows EVERYTHING but I had to grab it.
Any advice on how to fix that? Are spanx the only option? I’m just worried about showing everyone the outline of my vagina.
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My nose is full of boogers,
my heart is full of love.
And it’s not “clever lonely” (like Morrissey) or “interesting lonely” (like...
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (via miss-she)
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Anonymous asked: Luv the pits do you have any pics of when it was longer;)
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Sandra talking about Extremely Loud and Incredibly...
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
THIS IS ALL WRONG
YOU ARE DOING THIS WRONG
WHERE IS SPEED 3?
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