March 2012
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February 2012
Alone and bored at work,
listening to nothing but Cut Copy and the new Fun. album. I tried out some of the new Hunger Games inspired nail polish and got some of the bright orange on my black jeans. Hoorah!
The green, gold, and orange are the best colors btw.
Oh god someone come buy something I’m dying.
“Romney won Mackinac County by 1 vote. 667 votes to Santorum’s, wait for it, 666...”
– @chucktodd (via brooklynmutt)
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love poem
lieslieslies:
When you call me and confront me on national television and the paternity results are in- thats a Maury.
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
All I want for graduation
is a one-sleeved black leotard and some fly girls.
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
